Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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