I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
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Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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