I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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