if i died would you start the facebook group?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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