Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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