Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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