id be glad to
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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