We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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