I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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