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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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