i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize