I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
tell me about the fingering
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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