dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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