i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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