No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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