DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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