I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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