so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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