Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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