Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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