i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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