don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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