I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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