hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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