Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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