thus making me awesome and them whores
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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