Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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