hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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