I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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