White coat. Heels.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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