There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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