Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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