Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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