I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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