Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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