does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
