is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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