If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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