I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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