Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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