i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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