Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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