Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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