This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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