Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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