Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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