who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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