I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He has the fingertips of a God
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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