your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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