I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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