Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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