I'm going to rape someone's good day.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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