Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
