you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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